herlittlepleasures:

you could call me at 2am and i wouldnt mind but if you call me at 7am in the morning i will rip your insides out

(via jayyycruz)

telapathetic:

why am i only motivated to sort my life out at 4am

(Source: telapathetic, via hotpinkaholic)

Anonymous:
Your dick is probably like a tic tac hahahahhahaha

flutterofitswings:

shwagerr:

That’s probably why your moms mouth is so fresh 

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